I've decided to create a blog, just so people can read about pointless crap that happens in my life, and to keep up with me at boarding school.
...Mostly for the first reason, though. heheheh. eheheh. heheh. eheh. heh. eh. h.
I feel like I haven't gotten much accomplished during the summer, except consuming the edibles, sleeping 12 hours a day, and sitting on babies. Oh, and the occasional violining and banging on the peeanoh. (keyword: occasional)
I really want this shirt that says "Lean like a churro". I have wayyy too many random shirts like that, but they're probably my favoritezzz thingz evar.
http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=6517335
ALL DA HOMEEZ DEY NO WHAT I MEAN
BABY LEMME SHOW YOU HOW I LEEEAN
LIKE A CHOLO
...elbows up, side to side.
I hate that song. Why do I do such preposterous things on a daily basis.
Anyway. On to the "meat" of my blog: talking about what I did today.
TODAY, I sat on babies and wasted time.
Anddd I also ate 4 gummy vitamins.
Anddddddddddddd I also played Club Penguin. :B:B:B
ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDD I even pretended to be a cat with a four year old for quite some time.
ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDD... I just realized how boring my life is.
I don't even have anything to write about.
The fack. D:
Bah, I suppose this concludes my first lame post. (of many to come! wa wa wee wa!)
Deuces,
Karen!
P.S. If this made you squirm in your pants, then I did my job well.
P.P.S. If you feel that your life is
This didn't make me squirm in my pants, but it did make me sperm in my pants.
ReplyDeletedamn that dude beat me to the jizz in my pants joke
ReplyDeleteoh I just crapped my pants laughing so hard
ReplyDeleteLAAAAMMMMEE KAREN BUT IT'S OKAY!!
I personally love every single one of you guys♥
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